Once upon a time there was a land called Yourbodyville.

The city lived in peace and harmony for quite some time, until, to the horror

of the citizens, two evil villains invaded- they were called Heroinus and

Cocaino. These two monsters ravaged the city causing chaos and destruction

until one day….

Just as Cocaino and Heroinuis were about to destroy Yourbodyville’s

capital, something amazing happened. Citizens reported that something blue,

yellow, and red flashed through the sky, and literally broke the two villains

apart! The city was overfilled with joy and peace and harmony ensued.

However, there was still the question of what exactly their “hero” was.

They decided to call the streak in the sky “MOLECULAR MAN!!!” The city

also put together an investigation team of their finest and brightest

citizens called “Group 15 the Great”. The team’s mission:

Determine the identity of MOLECULAR MAN!!!, and find out just how

his superhero powers work. With the help of the Super Smart Dr. Cordes,

the group would report back to headquarters at the University of Arizona

to Dr. Elizabeth Willott and Dr. William Grimes.

Courtesy Of Aaron Powell

The project was deemed “Project Promiscous Enzyme Discovery”.

The teams major breakthrough was the discovery of a paper entitled

Structural Basis of Heroin and Cocaine Metabolism by a Promiscuous

Human Drug-Processing Enzyme written by another amazing quintet:

Sompop Bemcharit, Christopher L. Morton, Yu Xue, Philip M., and

Matthew R. Rodinbo The following pages explain what clues this crucial

document gave Group 15 the Great about the mysterious MOLECULAR MAN!!!